I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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