My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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