The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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