I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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