he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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