Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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