Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
my shit smells like andre
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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