3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
