We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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