Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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