She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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