Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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