i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
