I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
