dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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