He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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