Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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