He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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