Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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