Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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