marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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