ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it wasn't lemon gatorade
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I think your dad took our porno
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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