she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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