I wanna passion pit in your ass
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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