So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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