So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she smelled like a LAN party
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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