I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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