I wish I could punch you in the face.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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