dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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