he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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