Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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