Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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