i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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