you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
