he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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