Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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