shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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