I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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