Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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