what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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