I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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