: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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