I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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