Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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The struggles of a small town man whore
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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