Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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