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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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