Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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