In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just invented taco cereal.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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