just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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