on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think people are normalizing furries
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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