girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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