I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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