Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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