Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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