I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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