wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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